I remember this like it was yesterday. - m4w

From conversations that may or may not have happened, but probably did.

You: I need your team to create a piece of malware with an occult twist.

Me: What the fuck? (Long Pause) Define "occult twist".

You: (Explains the specifications behind Lucky5)

Me: You realize I'm a public figure in the anti-malware industry. That's A-N-T-I.

You : I know, that's why it's a perfect fit.

Me: (shakes head and chuckles to self) I see. Yes, I suppose it's possible. I'll talk to the team. This is not your run-of-the-mill request. You're really pushing the boundaries of weird here.

You: (Clarkian Laughter) I know. Awesome huh?

Me: Anything else Mr. Crowley? A spare copy of Magick in Theory and Practice perhaps? A lame goat? Blood covered athame?

You: Well, now that you mention it...if you could get it flagged by some antivirus vendors that would be an added bonus.

Me: Jesus H. Christ...I truly hope you are violated by a band of rabid pygmies.

You: (Clarkian Laughter) One can dream.

Me: I have a feeling I'm going to regret this.

You: That's half the fun my friend.


(in the next dimension)

-Wayne P.
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